A Series of Unfortunate Haikus

Hey friends, I'll return tomorrow with my regularly scheduled programming of relections on the world around me. Quick fill in: visit with the sis was great, we ate some greek food, walked around the city, decided to do a play together, got in a tiny bit of partying, and even took a nap (she drooled on my pillow), and now I am left with a collection of amusing notes stashed around my room: The "How well do you know your sister?" quiz, the Adrienne and Dale mad lib, etc. As such I was inspired with my own bout of creativity. Rather than my usual flowery prose (as it is in my opinion rather unjustly described by some) I thought I'd forray into a new and more succinct written medium. Here are some recent random rhetoricals, enjoy!

Loathed ice-cream truck
You park outside my window
Playing your trite song

Week of passover
Roomate wants a piece bread
Matza must suffice

Says "A Heartbreaking
Work of Staggering Genius"
But is it really?

When I make my bed
Throw pillows come together
Thank you IKEA

Ode to kitchen bugs
Haven't seen you in a while
Are you still alive?

Hey genuine guy
Your apartment is trendy
You are nice as well

Dawson's Creek Disc 2
What Joey doesn't know yet:
Jack will soon turn gay

Appalachian Trail!
Where Seth has been swallowed up
Two months pass slowly

Is the cold so bad?
Heat sure costs an awful lot
Thoughts from a gas bill

I trip and spill you
Your thin white arms paint the floor
Little milk puddle

What? Back to my block?
By now both driven insane
Me, Ice Cream Truck Man